A Word From the Author
“So how’s it been?” — Ezek IX
“….it’s whatever” — Juninho
Welcome to The Daily Merengue — a location where you can do not hesitate to go over all things football. Do not be alarmed by the obvious RMCF predisposition. It’s in the name!
Shoutout to the Mods who do a great task, Valyrian Steel, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho (the “boogeyman”).
Recap: Spain v. France
Vamos España. Powered by Lamine Yamal’s golazo (and most likely objective of the competition), Spain will head to the Euro finals. During the finals, an invited return of Dani Carvajal might lead this enjoyable, amazing, and forward-thinking Spanish side past the English or Dutch.
No Bane. No Mbappe. So what does the French loss mean for Real Madrid? Well initially, Kylian Mbappe had a bad competition. He scored when from the charge area. He broke his nose. He took a look at times slow and when minutes stood for him he was off the mark. The French side couldn’t discover methods to put their enormous assaulting skill in scoring positions or develop any kind of amazing minutes. And I’m unusually here to inform you that this is a good idea for Real Madrid. Kylian he will hear the boos and imo incorrect discredits of his profession accomplishments. People will declare that he’s “washed” in spite of scoring 40+ objectives this season. People will declare that Monaco Kylian was much better. People might even point towards his mindset and Euro efficiency and concern whether Real Madrid need to be worried. (Aside: To which I would likewise indicate nearly every Madrid gamer in NT tourneys besides Militao, Tchouameni, Cama, and Arda.) But let’s note that he didn’t avoid his own Euro failures. His mindset is, he has actually stopped working however he will now rest and be as starving as ever for his very first season of Real Madrid. He will show why he is the very best gamer in football.
Camavinho. Tchouameni. Mendy. Tchouameni had a good competition so there isn’t much to state there. I likewise believe Camavinga played in general well however he still can’t appear to leave Rabiot’s extended shadow on the French midfield. Hopefully, this will lead Cama to (totally embrace his embraced Brazilian heritage and leave the French National group lmaoooo) be as fresh and starving as possible in the upcoming season where I anticipate some early worn out legs from Jude / Fede. Mendy on the other hand played absolutely no minutes and was just there for vibes. Let’s fix his agreement and keep it moving.
Kylian Mbappé: “In football you’re good or not good. I wasn’t good”.
“My Euro was a failure”.
“I wanted to be European champion… I will now go on holiday, I will rest well, it will do me a lot of good, then I will get ready to start a new life. There’s a lot to do”. pic.twitter.com/9QW45qMPtI
— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) July 9, 2024
Mbappe Villainmode filling…
Brief Transfer News: Yoro (once again)
Leny Yoro. Real fast since I understand you’re tired of these little updates. Manchester Utd sent a quote accepted by Lille. Man Utd fans have actually begun developing Yoro compensations. Old Trafford aka the Theatre of Dreams has aura once again. Yoro still appears to be set on concerning Madrid however perhaps Lille persuaded him otherwise. We’ve all seen this story before. It’s charming.
Alaba. Not straight Yoro associated, however issues relating to Alaba’s 2024 health might lead towards Real Madrid advancing their pursuit for a CB. Alaba looked a bit off previous to his injury, so I am completely worried about his kind moving forward.
David Alaba’s injury is more major than openly interacted.
Throughout the EURO, the gamer had problem strolling up the stairs with ‘uncertainty’ in every action he takes.
It’s not likely he’ll return before 2025, reports @DiePressecom. pic.twitter.com/oW1LSZGSA3
— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) July 9, 2024
The Game: England v. Netherlands (Euros Semifinals)
Alright…here we go once again. You sure, you understand what you’re doing Southgate? Jude? Saka? And what about you Depay? Werghorst? Codyyyyy?!
Who MM Should Root For? Pretty certainly England. The Golden Boy (ie Gouden Jongen), The Kid From Birmingham, Who Else, Jude BELLINGOL Bellingham is the main figure of this English group. A good efficiency + win would all however protect the Balon D’Or for among the very best u23 / brand-new transfer seasons by a Real Madrid gamer. It would likewise ideally assist eliminate these Jude PR posts / “maturing is when you realize (insert player) is better than Jude without the PR”. It’d be rather good to state “Who Else” to the haters while advising even MM that British Jude deserved every cent.
Who Juninho is Rooting For? The Dutch. No offense to Jude, however I can’t take another Southgate video game. I simply can’t. It’s possibly the worst variation of Carloball x Black Magic. Honestly, that stank to Carloball. Now I’ll confess the Dutch aren’t better with Koeman + this abysmal midfield, however I’d rather suffer these repercussions than listen to English media and fans state “it’s coming home”. Also imo Jude looks tired. He might utilize an early trip + surgical treatment (!!!). I simply desire all my Real Madrid gamers to make it home securely.
Final Thoughts
“Don’t chase features or blue recs, little homie. Being moderator don’t bring power or respect, little homie. Give some dollars or cents to the followers and invest, little homie. Do you, don’t worry ‘bout the rest, little homie. Just be blessed, little homie. You don’t gotta crash out for the set, little homie. Keep your head on the swivel when you step, little homie. If them MMers catch you slippin’ it’s a wrap (bang bang)”
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“…for the next”
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